Shed Theater

The No-Asshole Diet (Lose up to 500 pounds of pure asshole!)

What I Think About During Long Runs (16 dirty miles…how do prudes run distances?)

The Benefits of Sexercise (“Wait a minute…could we do it on a bike?”)

The Gym Crush Workout (Moving your ass and getting ass!)

The Four Species of New Years Resolutionaries (Furbies, and divas, and guidos…oh my!)

The Five Stages of Getting Weight Loss Grief (Because people will call you a “skinny bitch.”)

Differences Between White Girls and Black Girls At the Gym (Paying tribute to my mixed-race heritage!)

Read My Hips (Classic yoga positions, re-imagined with dirty names.)

I’m Lovin’ It (When hooking up justifies hash browns.)

I’ve Got a Heart On (My favorite way to help your heart for National Go Red Month!)

What’s Cooking, Good Looking? (Please read this before you decide to cook a romantic meal half-naked. Seriously.)

How to Not Eat (Who needs food, anyway?)

A Lovely Three Intercourse Dinner (Ordering on a first date can be so stressful!)

Losing Your Virspinity (There’s nothing like your first time…)

Getting to the Finish Line (Your sexual training plan.)

The Ten Commandments (Because grocery shopping is my church!)

Faking It (Eating fake sugar is like using a vibrator. There, I said it.)

Always Wear a Condiment (Are you a ketchup addict?)

Bangover 911 (A very important PSA)

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